I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
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