Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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