Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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