I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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