quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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