Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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