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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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