She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
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