So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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