found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Operation Purity has been aborted
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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