I think i peed on brittanys purse
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
