I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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