Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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