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I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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