Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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