Pappa wants mamma naked
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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