He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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