just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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