i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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