Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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