So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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