ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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