It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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