someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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