what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
you made out with another girl for some wings
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