just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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