ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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