I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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