Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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