You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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