How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Randomize
