My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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