dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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