ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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