They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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