Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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