I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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