there was a trapeze. enough said
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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