This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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