Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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