she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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