there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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