You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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