I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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