I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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