Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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