Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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