i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
