He is such a slut. More and more my type.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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