MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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