Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We were destined to go to rehab together
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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