does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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